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Humourous advertisements

PostPosted: 27 Jun 2013, 19:30
by Paul
Copied from a blog:

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bas***d.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Re: Humourous advertisements

PostPosted: 27 Jun 2013, 20:36
by Gavin
Good ones :)

Re: Humourous advertisements

PostPosted: 28 Jun 2013, 15:36
by Michael
I've loved this FedEx commercial since I first saw it years ago. It aptly portrays a common conundrum for businesses (take note it was also produced many years ago, when shipping internationally was less easy than it is now, thanks to companies like FedEx: